January 2012
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Government- People use marijuana to run from their problems.
Stoner- Dude, trust me, I'm not running from shit. I can hardly leave this couch.
Government- Well, uh, pizza is now a vegetable.
Stoner- Then I'm a goddamn vegetarian.
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Don’t bend; don’t water it down; don’t try to make it logical; don’t edit your...
– Franz Kafka (via dodgyhobbit)
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